when u try to tell ur parents about a problem but they end up yelling at u
June 2013
i’m 16 and i still walk up the stairs with my hands how do they expect me to learn algebra
I thought you meant only on your hands and I was like, hell that’s way harder than algebra
My sexual orientation is straight
to the computer when I wake up
Hate gets you nowhere
You gotta be positive
Hate gets you nowhere
You gotta be positive
OH MY GOD
IT SHAKES WHEN YOU DO ALT+CLICK TO REBLOG NOW.
IT. SHAKES.
LIKE A VOLCANO READY TO ERUPT.
LIKE PIKACHU PREPARING TO ATTACK.
LIKE A SMALL CHILD GETTING A SHIVER IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT.
IT JUMPS OUT OF MY SCREEN WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
AND THE SHARE ICON MOVES CASUALLY OUT THE WAY AS IT SHAKES
“If you don’t reblog this, I’m judging you.”
When your hand is wet and you grab some ice and it does the thing
“Don’t be a salad be the best goddamn broccoli you can be”
—Pewdiepie (via shelbysomething)
when things cost money
“no” i whisper as i hear footsteps approaching my room
