S.O.M.F!

May 24

kawaiians:

if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar

(Source: mensrightsactivist, via leesleftarm)

lampsarepeopletoo:

they call me macklemore in math class because im like

what what what what what

what what what what what what what

what what what what

(via elevenlittledancers)

brandonancone:

Goodnight Philly

brandonancone:

Goodnight Philly

[video]

(Source: tashasoradical, via dietmountaindelrey)

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

(via pentagramcracker)

townsvillain:

is pronounced gif or j- *gunshots* *screaming*

(via pentagramcracker)

foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

(via dietmountaindelrey)

cantankerouscrab:

hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

(via dietmountaindelrey)

May 23

obeseblackguy:

she dooooo

obeseblackguy:

she dooooo

(via clemswalkietalkie)